Crooked in Canada II

If Barack Obama would to surround himself with celebrities, he should have run for president of the Screen Actors Guild.

What is up with him? What is hoping to gain by rubbing shoulders with George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Jay Leno, Ellen Degeneres and Oprah Winfrey just to name a few.

Now I’m hearing that he his went out of his way to hire Kumar to help him connect with the Asian community.

For those of you who don’t know who Kumar is, rent the DVD “Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.”

It boggles the mind what is going through his head, but if Obama thinks adding people who make their living in a “world of make believe” is going to help America on its’ road to recover, he is deluded and living in lalaland.

Americans are in trouble if their president is thinking that bringing Hollywood to Washington is going to help America and his administration overcome the obstacles they face.

If Mr. Drysdale from the Beverly Hillbillies was still alive (he’s dead right), he might be up for fixing all that is wrong in the banking system.

What about Denny Crane from Boston Legal as attorney-general, or Dr. House as surgeon general. Yeah, those two would really shake-up things wouldn’t they?

Are you looking for a drug czar Mr. President? There are plenty of celebrities that know a little something about drugs.

I hear casinos are suffering because of the economic downturn, meltdown or whatever you want to call it. Call in James Caan, he ran a type ship on Las Vegas.

I’m sure Kiefer Sutherland would consider a high-level position in Homeland Security. I mean how could he go wrong hiring somebody who has had such great success taking on the bad guys on 24. Jennifer Garner aka Sydney Bristow from Alias. Sign them up and you can bet terrorists will be running scared.

Then there’s Mike Myers, he of Austin Powers fame. Maybe he can help the CIA out a little.

Rosie O’Donnell might make a good assistant to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi don’t you think?

How about adding Batman and Robin to the Executive Branch, or if they aren’t up to the task because their too busy chasing the Riddler, how about Clark Kent.

I’m sure Jane Fonda would fit in well with the Department of Veteran Affairs, or maybe even Rambo, though in Rambo’s case he would be better suited to the Department of Defense.

Looking to fill a void in the Department of Education? Gabe Kaplan of Welcome Back Kotter fame might be able to handle the job if he can tear himself away from the poker tables.

Brad Pitt might be a good fit Department of Housing and Urban Development, and I’m sure the Secretary of State could make good use of Sean Penn and Danny Glover when it comes to working out America’s differences with Venezuela.

As you can see, there is no shortage of celebrities to lead America into future of achieving Obama’s goal of a better and more efficient government.

Nothing like making a mockery out of Washington Mr. President. All the power to you buddy.

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