Crooked in Canada II

Today is yesterday for you guys in North America, at least for me it is. I wonder how many people who just read that line know what I am talking about.

So I’m wondering to myself, what the eff made big headlines around the world on the weekend, overnight even.

I know people are little pissed at North Korea for launching their first 3-stage missile, and I heard about those NATO protesters, the ones that went ballistic for no apparent reason, burning buildings, that kind of shit.

Protesters, what a bunch of effin’ losers they turned into. Activism hasn’t evolved into much since the Sixties if you ask me, but enough about them for now.

Now that that little effer Kim Jong-ll knows he now has the capacity to blow up parts of Alaska (watch out Sarah Palin), now might be a good time to for the U.S. administration to sanction a political assassination, and some military intervention in North Korea. The world, never mind the oppressed and suppressed citizens of North Korea isn’t going to miss Kim Jong-ll, neither will late night talk show hosts, the South Park gang, and the rest of Hollywood that mocks the little tyrant.

Thinking about it, the million or so toy soldiers he is in command of could use a little thinning out too.

Speaking of those little armed munchkins, does anybody think they might have some ‘height’ issues when it comes to the battle, I certainly do. What if they are hunkered down in a trench on the frontlines of that ‘demilitarized zone,’ how can they see out of that trench without standing on each other’s shoulders?

Go ahead now; make me out to be a racist because I’m picking on their height. I just know that somebody has read this far is thinking it. To them I say, leave a comment and I’ll get back to you. Freaking morons.

Just so you know, the Americans are spreading a rumour that the missile launch was a failure. They shouldn’t let that stop them from dropping some bombs on the communist country.

Come on America, do the suffering North Koreans a favour and flex some of that military might you are so proud of, and don’t mind flexing when your enemies don’t quite see things your way. Nobody will think anything less of you. I know I won’t.

From the air those itty-bitty North Korean soldiers wouldn’t stand a chance, working missiles or not.  I really doubt it would take much of an effort to wipe out North Korea, I don’t think they would put up as much of a fight as Saddam Hussein’s regime.

Yeppers, instead of talking about doing something about Kim Jong-ll, the Yanks should just DO IT! Heard President Barack Obama going off on North Korea this morning.  Barack buddy, the time for talk to end is drawing nigh mate. You know what they say about actions speaking louder than words.

If it’s the damage to America’s reputation President Barack Obama is worried about, no worries mate, you can always apologize for your actions later.  He’s pretty good with apologies, or he has been of late. What’s another apology.

Absolutely the civilized world will throw their arms up in disgust, but seriously what is the rest of the world going to do them if he decides to sanction a hit squad, fire a few strategically aimed missiles into North Korea. Not much I’m happy to say. The rest of the world has got too much on its place. Leaders from other nations will spout off, but that will only last a couple of days. It’s not like attacking North Korea is going to spark World War III. That war was started a long time ago.

No matter how angry a world leader gets, he or she will get over it. Go on America, take the little mofos out.

If the former House Speaker under the Bill Clinton administration were president, he’d do it. He said as much on Fox today.

Yes, I do believe Newt Gingrich is the man Americans need in the White House. I like him.

He isn’t concerned about a million-man army.  Take out Jong-ll and his cronies, and most of ‘his soldiers’ would probably lay down their arms.

They’re not stupid, and they certainly are aware of the kind of havoc the Americans could wreak.  Yeah man, go in there and take them out President Obama. You know you want to, and so does Hillary Clinton.  Gingrich will back you up on that.

Regrettably there would be collateral damage, but hey what’s a few 100 thousands innocent lives these days. The world will come together after the fact and help the North Koreans get over it. The world is good at that kind of thing. I’m sure Oprah can help out with the clean up.

Yeah man, President Obama should show the North Koreans a little bit of that love his predecessor had for Afghanistan after 9/11, and for Iraq when Georgie W. said enough is enough and ordered his troops into Iraq to take down Saddam Hussein. Look how easily Hussein’s regime fell. Weren’t they a bunch of wimps. I think North Korean soldiers are cut from the same cowardly cloth.

Of course the primary target should be Kim Jong-ll and his cronies. Take them out, and there is little doubt in my mind that the North Korean military machine will be rendered useless, if only because I think most of the soldiers in that army are chickenshits, and that the only reason they are serving in the military is because they don’t have any choice. Ya gotta do what you gotta do to put food on the table in North Korea, and even then there is no guarantee you will be able to feed your entire family.

Take Jong-ll and his cronies down, and yeah, I think his soldiers will lay down their arms.

In case anybody is wondering, I don’t buy into the BS that North Korea has a formidable military, or that they would put up a good fight. Can’t you tell?

President Barack Obama should seriously consider giving Kim Jong-ll a little taste of what the Yanks has been giving the Taliban for the past, what is it now, eight years?

It would put a smile on my face to wake up the Monday morning after next weekend to this headline, “U.S. Launches Ballsy Attack on North Korea, Kim Jong-ll Beaten, Tortured before Execution,” or, “An End of an Era, North Koreans Celebrate Assassination of Kim Jong-ll.” That would be so cool to wake up to next Monday morning.

Like I said, enough with the talk. It’s time for the Americans to put up or shut up when it comes to North Korea.

If the Americans see that little man syndrome sufferer as a threat to their nation and the rest of the world,  then what the eff are they waiting for, they have been provoked.

Back up you mouth America. Take it to Kim Jong-ll now instead of issuing the usual threats.

Earth to America and the rest of the world, THREATS DON’T WORK AGAINST KIM JONG-ll.

Yep, America should put up or shut up when it comes to North Korea and its leader.

Go get em Barack, I got your back buddy.

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